ancient technology

any piece of tech dated before 2012

-Josh "Bro what phone is that, It flips open!" -Jacob "Yeah this is some ancient technology!"

by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

Technological Courage

When People Who Wouldn't Talk Trash To Someone's Face Say Things About Them Over The Internet.

Jack: "Did You Ask Joe If He Really Said All That Stuff About You?"

Johnny: Yeah, He Said He Doesn't Have A Problem With Me, Even After I Cussed Him Out, He's Scared.

Jack: What About All That Stuff He Posted On Facebook? He Wasn't Scared Then.

Johnny: That's What We Call Technological Courage.

by Boobear101693 March 15, 2011

Deistic Technology

Deistic Technology is a name used to refer to all technologies theorized, developed and created with the goal of search for extraphysical (spiritual) existence and life, such as for other technodeist and scientific deist goals.

"Deistic technology is going to become a requirement for start the scientific deist search for spiritual life and existence."

"The deistic technology idea shows that it's possible to put scientific deism in practice, even it would be necessary some years or even decades until the search for spiritual existence and life start."

by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021

black technology

Technology that is secret

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology…

by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022

Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"

"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"

by user182737489 October 23, 2019

Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."

I won the case by using legal technology.

by digim0n5 June 26, 2021

technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.

i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018