technobimbo

someone who is naturally inept around computers or technology, despite being generally intelligent and knowledgeable.

Someone describes themselves as a technobimbo when they can't work out how to work their phone or laptop.

by NinaNoodles1979 July 5, 2010

Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010

technobladesexual

One who is attracted to a fucking Pig from the Dsmp.
Mostly used by dumb people who do not have a life.

Insert name- I'm proud to come out as...
Person- Congrats, I support!
Insert Name- Technobladesexual
Person- wtf

by Duckyy February 20, 2022

Detroit Techno

Techno from it's birthplace, Detroit, Michigan. Started by The Belleville Three, this musical genre took the world by storm.

Detroit Techno takes over DEMF at the Hart Plaza every year.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.

Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.

by JD_man January 5, 2009

techie

1) One who works for the stage doing techinical services, such as sound, lighting, or stage hand work.

2) A major subculture, where members dress up all in black, carry multitools, and a roll of gaft tape.

Techies do it in the dark.

by FernDawg June 22, 2003

Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008