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Techno Hermit

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.
hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!
by Santiri December 16, 2008
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Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.
"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.
by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010
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technobimbo

someone who is naturally inept around computers or technology, despite being generally intelligent and knowledgeable.
Someone describes themselves as a technobimbo when they can't work out how to work their phone or laptop.
by NinaNoodles1979 July 5, 2010
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technofoggie

An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.
I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.
by raiderfan922 May 6, 2010
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TechnoPocky

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.
lol TechnoPocky is funny
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technobladesexual

One who is attracted to a fucking Pig from the Dsmp.
Mostly used by dumb people who do not have a life.
Insert name- I'm proud to come out as...
Person- Congrats, I support!
Insert Name- Technobladesexual
Person- wtf
by Duckyy February 20, 2022
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Detroit Techno

Techno from it's birthplace, Detroit, Michigan. Started by The Belleville Three, this musical genre took the world by storm.
Detroit Techno takes over DEMF at the Hart Plaza every year.
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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