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Trauma Date

A date where in one offers their time and energy to console a person experiencing trauma
Tim: I am experiencing trauma and I need your help.

Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.
by Darkbydesire September 24, 2021
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traumatic event

An experience that has caused mild to severe phantom stress on a person. In an attempt to make such events easier to talk about, these cases can be referred to as bruh moments, major Ls, or big oofs. Traumatic events often result in flashbacks due to certain words, images, sounds, or actions, known as triggers.
Me: yeah, so I got jumped that one time, and I've been afraid to go anywhere alone. So that was a major L

My therapist: well, you see, we don't refer to these moments as major Ls. We call these experiences traumatic events.
by akuwardmoments February 2, 2022
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traumabitch

A character who is relatable in all the ways that they are unsympathetic and dysfunctional. Their rage is cathartic (even when it's not intended to be morally correct), and have a tragic backstory that the consumer can see themself in. They are also, on some level, a power fantasy.
"I'm going to make Homura Akemi my private Twitter account's icon. She's my favorite traumabitch."
by macaques March 18, 2023
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Ghetto-trauma

any kind of unsatisfactory occurrence that may appear in the ghetto.
Getting mugged is an example of Ghetto-trauma
by KHAKHAKHA July 12, 2010
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Knit Trauma

Knit Trauma is the situation that obsessive knitters often find themselves in, when they already have several knitting projects on the go, yet feel the urge to go out and buy more knitting patterns, yarn, etc... They are then in a double-edged scenario: 'Do I begin my new project, or finish my haf-finished ones?'
Lady 1: "Oh no! What do I do?"
Lady2: "What's up?"
Lacy 1: "Suffering a severe Knit Trauma here!"
by Pearl Queen July 23, 2011
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Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.
"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.
"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."
by Izzyexile December 18, 2014
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