the act of oral intercourse with a young hot woman and her much less hotter mom that is not quite a MIlF but has a deep and croaky voice from a lifetime of smoking
guy 1- dude I had a tallahassee bird feeder last night
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
by realmilfhunter69 October 23, 2013
grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010
When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
by roizilla October 31, 2007
The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been
Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!
by Johnny tight shirts October 07, 2014
The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.
“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™
“No what the fuck you’re my kid”
Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."
“No what the fuck you’re my kid”
Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."
by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp January 01, 2025
When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022
Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.
by Slaphappygrandpappy November 10, 2013