Vocal and widely despised prophet of a fundamentalist ideology whose basic tenets impose a strict ban on getting things done on time, on budget and, above all, enjoying yourself in any way at all.
Gordon: You! Where's your high-visibility vest?
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...
Innocent victim: In the raging inferno that was my office ...
Gordon: Don't give me that! The sign clearly says that high visibility clothing must be worn in this area at all times. No exceptions whatsover. The rules are the rules. They're for your own good, you know. Where would we be without any rules?
Innocent victim (sotto voce): Fucking safety taliban ...
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This shit is so underground its taliban.
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Get the talib kweli mug.Means Iron - Taimur was a very brave king. Once when he was in a middle of a war got his one hand cut off, he took cover in a cave and saw an ant climbing the wall of the cave. It fell and fell again but didn't gave up. And at last it was successful in climbing that wall. He got his inspiration that if such a small creature didn't gave up ! How could I.
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Get the Taimur mug.(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.
Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.
Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.
Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010
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Have you noticed that all the Talibaggers at the anti-Obama rally couldn't spell and were ALL white?!!
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