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take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 3, 2017
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take that back leorio

basically an angry man with a fear of spiders getting offended by someone his age but looks like hes 40, hes mad bc leorio said "haha kurta clan go brr" now they have an epic fight scene on a ship : D
koorapikaa: take that back leorio!
*door opens as leorio is ready to leave*
leorio: ...
kurapika: i said take that back.. >:(
leorio:...
leorio: its Mr. LeOrIo
kurapika: grrrrr >>>:(
*character development scene : D *
by kurapikas_chains December 27, 2020
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take five

Age old colloquial way of saying relax, take it easy. Five means five minutes presumably.
Too much pressure writing definitions, gotta take five!
by sevenhn January 26, 2006
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take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.
Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.
by MoogleViper March 12, 2012
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take a slash

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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Take for Granted

To expect someone or something to be always available to serve in some way without thanks or recognition; to value someone or something too lightly.
After a while in a relationship you begin to take for granted the other person, desensitizing their importance.
by peaceINaBLUNT December 15, 2011
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Take it in blood

A street phrase meaning if you're going to rob someone, kill them as well. usually said by the one being robbed as a show of pride because they'd rather be killed then embarrassed by being robbed.

Also an awesome Nas song.
ex. 1
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."

ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."
by sdmembree February 20, 2013
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