Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

badgers tadger

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

Apple Trees & Tangerines

apple trees and tangerines is an indie-pop duo originally from detroit, michigan. the band members consist of the sister/brother outfit of jax and seth anderson. seth takes care of all music while jax takes care of the melodies and lyrics. apple trees and tangerines writes, records, films and edits everything on their own in each of their respective dorm rooms/apartments.

Abbreviated: ATAT

Harold attended the ATAT concert last night. He first found out about the band, Apple Trees & Tangerines from the television show, Covert Affairs, and has loved the band ever since.

by mcandp2 August 20, 2010

togger

A slang word for football/soccer

Im off to play some togger on the pitch

by Lazaroo March 22, 2004

Tangerine

Discrete way of saying someone has a nice arse

Guy: "Oi, love!"
Girl: "yeah?"
Guy: "Nice tangerine!"

OR

"I was in Burma, and I once saw a girl, with a tangerine, the size... of a ruby"

by Pilchy August 7, 2012

tangerade

A mixed drink composed of a healthy dose of Tanqueray, Gatorade to moderate the flavour, and Tang to add a kick.

"This tangerade is talking to a nigga."
"I'm just sipping on tangerade."

by Scott Robinson November 3, 2005

Tager

A living thing that its comprised entirely of pure testosterone in the form of a gigantic penis. Also , this being reproduces via pile driving its mate.

The only thing more manly than Chuck Norris is a Tager.

by Vash DN November 17, 2009