Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.
I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!
by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018
Get the Manchester twistmug. when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.
Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”
Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”
Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”
Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”
Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”
by realandre April 4, 2023
Get the udders twistedmug. When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.
That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.
by Business bear April 2, 2014
Get the Twist it funnymug. One of the dirtiest Skate tricks ever. It consists of a Switch 180 Late Front Foot Impossible. No One knows who invented this trick, but the most famous user of it and most likely creator is Cory Kennedy.
by sameoldpimp132 November 22, 2011
Get the Merlin Twistmug. by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006
Get the twist onemug. Our host asked if anyone wanted seconds. Roger being the Oliver Twist that he is said yes.
Mr. Brown is never satisfied with his pay, he's always asking for more
Mr. Brown is never satisfied with his pay, he's always asking for more
by defman28 July 2, 2009
Get the Oliver Twistmug. Derived from from the 'Saw' films, this term describes when something so shockingly unpredictable happens that it makes you unable to deal with the mindfuck occuring in the frontal lobe of your brain.
May induce orgasms and mild strokes.
May induce orgasms and mild strokes.
Human 1: "So anyway, I woke up this morning and realised my dad is actually a stripper.."
Human 2: "Fuck, what a Saw Twist"
Human 1: "I know, i thought he was a prostitute.."
Human 2: "Get help man, you're fucked."
Human 2: "Fuck, what a Saw Twist"
Human 1: "I know, i thought he was a prostitute.."
Human 2: "Get help man, you're fucked."
by EyeHeartToast July 20, 2010
Get the Saw Twistmug.