Toffee

1. A very sticky sweet thing.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.

1. We stick together like toffee
2. Omg! Your hair looks so toffee!

by Dônkéy May 19, 2013

toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!

'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'

by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006

anal toffy

anal toffy is not a term, it is an insult my stupid friend made up to call people. Cause really...noone wants to be anal toffy...just imagine.

Get the hell outta my way you fuck'n anal toffy

by Buck_naked August 8, 2006

tofft

Take one for the team

When being a wingman - sometimes you're expected to tofft.

by lockeout June 18, 2007

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

by GinoC February 4, 2010