Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Tottenham

The best club in London

“Hey look Tottenham won Arsenal lost again”

by Spurs420coys February 6, 2019

tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

tottenham

Class football team who play football how its meant to be played. The only team in north london.

Did you see tottenham at the weekend? They were class.

by KING YID February 11, 2005

toolenate

n. toolenate - tool·in·ate

Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.

"hey loser, you just toolenated!"

by Olga Shmelsa Mepray June 29, 2005

tooter mcshooter

the stage of a skateboard trick in which you lose control of your board and it zooms out from under your feet, this happens usually on over-waxed flatbars or steep handrails.

POP! goes the board, wham the deck slams onto the rail, woosh!! the skater loses control and the board ZOOMS from under him.

Matt L promptly states, "that was a tooter mcshooter"

by Miguel Diaz July 5, 2005

tooter shooter

This is among one of the sex acts not in the kamasutra. It's when you are engaging in intercourse with your partner, doggy style, and you're on the verge of finishing. You would then pull out, and finish, but about a foot away from his/her rectum, and aim for their anus. Thus, completing the "tooter shooter."

Ryan - "Aw I'm gonna finish!"
Debbie - "Pull out! Pull out!"
Ryan - "Time for the tooter shooter!"

by Sackster5569 August 7, 2016