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Tolding

A word to say tolding a fucking lot
Lots of tolding today
by Kurt the LIAR September 11, 2022
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Told you so

It would be helping if you weren't a retard....
Hym "Cus it looks like the thing I said... You know how rare that is? Isn't that rare? For a teenager to develop a form of schizophrenia? Doesn't schizophrenia usually not develop until people are in their 20s?"

A fucking retard "PeOpLe ArE gRiEvInG!"

Hym "They wouldn't be grieving if you weren't a fucking retard and you did the words I said properly! I said several things that would have stopped that and you were too fucking retarded to do it right. That's what this is. You don't want to have to admit you're being a bitch about your kid and your fat cock and you being a filth slut so not with want me being right to not translate to any material gain for me... But YOU... Are a retarded bitch! So why should what you want to happen... Happen? I'M not a retarded bitch! The other guy did the words I said and the AI works now! The OTHER guy did the words I said and is a multimillionaire. YOU want you to be right in the absence of you actually being right so you can continue to be a bitch about your kids whenever you feel like it without anybody being able to say anything about it. And you're doing that because you're a retarded bitch. Stop being a retard-bitch, bitch. I did told you so. We aren't going to sit here and pretend I didn't. I was and it does. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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that told him

Catfish: Poo! Poo! To you! Yes, you brute! Yes, hahaha, that told him.
Bullfish: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by vapz April 29, 2019
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Told

count (the individuals or group members).
The shepherd told all his sheep.
by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024
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twi-told

Short for twice-told; stale.
The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.
by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012
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told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.
Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."
by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023
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I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.
Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
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