The most supreme and epic form of tisch in existence. They occur Friday nights in the mach-moadon, and consist of chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and occasionally Hebrew songs.
The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
Staff member #1, "Hey lets go to the staff tisch, it'll be lots of fun."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."
by mach-camp kawartha-hach September 8, 2011
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Girl 1: I'm hitting the town tonight.
Girl 2: Who's your titcaptain?
Girl 1: Jenna.
Girl 2: Oooh. I got me some mad dick the last time she titcaptained for me.
Girl 2: Who's your titcaptain?
Girl 1: Jenna.
Girl 2: Oooh. I got me some mad dick the last time she titcaptained for me.
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Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch
Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch
Guy1) Damn. What do you think about that girl.
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?
Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)
Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.
Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)
Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?
Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)
Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.
Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)
Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!
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