Tim

A cunt.

Is that Tim?
No that's a cunt.

by ElCunto August 5, 2018

Tims

Referring to Tim Hortons. A coffee and fresh baked goods chain.

We're going to Tims, wanna come?

by tims March 24, 2003

timming

Cheating on schoolwork, such as copying homework or tests, in a blatant, sly, or devious manner. esp. cheating in a manner similar to Timmy O.

Andrew is timming on the huge chem test.

by J Gabe May 24, 2007

timming

(v) Most commonly used in reference to walking obscene distances when taking public transportation is readily available and extremely inexpensive. Antonym of the verb "to ken", meaning "to take a taxi an obscenely short distance such as one city block."

That guy never takes cabs. Right now he is timming it from the airport all the way downtown. It's going to take him like 5 hours.

by NWebster March 13, 2009

Tim

Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. They're only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.

How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.

"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.

by MyPhoneIsNotWorking July 11, 2017

tim

One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal.

"yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."

by conservative rosebud sister November 6, 2008

tim

Technologically
Incompetent
Mother

A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.

Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children

TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"

by The_Bear June 28, 2007