Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

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ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue

"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."

by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011

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Worky Ticket

a Trouble Maker. Originated from stowaways on ships, and when discovered were made to work their ticket or passage but were reluctant crew and often trouble makers

Ya shudnt botha wi hor shes a real worky ticket.

by Murpys dad April 27, 2022

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A kick-ass indie rock band from Alameda, California. They have a full-length album called Tears You Apart and an EP called When Night Becomes Day. The current members are Brendan Hoye, Michael Hoye, Alex DiDonata, Nick Stein, Gabe Stein, and touring member Crim Nguyen.

Person #1: Did you see Finish Ticket open up for Twenty One Pilots on the Blurryface tour?
Person #2: Hell yeah, they fucking killed it!

by killer-king July 27, 2016

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On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006

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