How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.

That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.

by Le Freddy tomfoolery October 29, 2023

The Great Peedini

The name for your magic cock when he performs a disappearing act inside a vagina.

Watch closely as The Great Peedini performs his greatest trick !!

by Manthorn March 5, 2009

the kyle peet

he has a tiny wang an an hes always talkin redneck slang his chick has this black the growin out of her cheek it makes me wanna get out the tweezers an give it a little twekk

shut up guys megans so hot an i love her som much but shes 14 an im 18 right thier is pullin the kyle peet

by cody/cricket April 1, 2005

The agent Peely show

The agent Peely show is a Fortnite/ try hard to be funny TikTok he try’s to get attention on social media by posting sorta funny videos by talking to his brother if they are good. If you are at this part and still reading I like to play tf2 and because 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕙𝕚𝕞

Friend 1, agent peely uploaded today!
Friend 2, Finally!
Friend 1, dang, he has a stupid upload schedule. The Agent peely show is a TikToker

by Digital January 11, 2021

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010