pube spider

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.
harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!
by zimplr December 11, 2013
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Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.
by Crunchyness April 16, 2007
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Pube Beard

A beard made up of short, thin, usually curly hair. Resembles pubic hair. Typically grown by teenagers and men in their early 20s.
Did you see Steve's pube beard? It looks like pubes growing out of his face. He needs to shave that thing.
by TheGuyWhoisAwesome March 15, 2009
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pube-licks

Pube-licks
A Nick name for the grocery store "Publix" in the eastern United States. ThePube-licks Name seems to have come around in the 90's.
Yo! we are going to hit Pube-licks, you need something?
by Zebraman777 January 20, 2012
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face pubes

Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.
He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes
by namrepus April 06, 2005
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chin pubes

Clueless speak for sporadic facial hair often grown by teenage boys. So named because it looks like pubic hair of the face. Used to refer to the types who can't grow proper beards, and instead get tufts of hair which they try to arrange artistically.
"Hey dickwad, nice chin pubes"
by Alomiakoda December 31, 2004
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Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket
by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010
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