Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.
I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.
by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009
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Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint
Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”
by Bootsieboo1385 January 06, 2022
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Gift box

by TheBangingSheep December 25, 2017
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Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 13, 2010
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Rapid Gift

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self
Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift
by Turner1888 March 17, 2021
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gifted oxy

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy
by ExciteGetLaced June 25, 2015
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eskimo gift

Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.
"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"

"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."
by M. Pullet October 23, 2015
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