Batman

BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)

"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"

by Wet Schmegmore December 18, 2008

Batman

Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears

Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne

by Spazmeister February 11, 2005

batman

When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008

The batman

The batman is were you kill his/her parents before sex

Me : I just did the batman to this girl

My friend : how long you got in jail

by Matey 99 April 07, 2021

Batman

Someone who is above you and will always be better than you, He also solos your favorite verse with ease.

Batman is better than yall, he looks better than yall, He got moe bitches than yall, He pull moe bitches that yall, All yall niggas below him

by Batmanmeatrider February 08, 2022

Batman

Someone who is better than you, and will always be above you and he solos your favorite verse

Batman is better than yall, He looks better than yall, Batman pulls mo bitches than yall, He get mo hoes than yall, All of you are below him, Get on his infinite omnipotent high level, cause you not on it

by Batmanmeatrider February 08, 2022

Batman

When you swing ur arms open like a bat and slap your girl in the face with your boner

Yo I did the batman and left a mark on her face

by Connor denoncourt March 02, 2014