Batman

BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)

"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"

by Wet Schmegmore December 21, 2008

Batman

Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears

Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne

by Spazmeister October 18, 2006

batman

When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008

Batman

To be "Batmaned" is to be Physically beaten so bad that you are near death or incapacitated, just as the superhero Batman demonstrates when fighting villains.

"Did you see that fight? That kid got Batmaned!"

"I swear I'm gonna Batman him if he keeps talking shit!"

by Dark Rob December 27, 2013

Batman

An old English soldier from WWI and WWII that drove tanks to destroy enemy frontlines or a strategist that was planning to destroy enemy headquarters.

That Batman is crazy, he wants us to win this war by destroying the headquarters with bombs.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

Batman

Someone who is above you and will always be better than you, He also solos your favorite verse with ease.

Batman is better than yall, he looks better than yall, He got moe bitches than yall, He pull moe bitches that yall, All yall niggas below him

by Batmanmeatrider February 7, 2022

batman

When you fuck somebody and then kill their parents in the same dark ally

How many times did I have to tell that family to quit cutting through my ally singing show tunes before finally had make a Batman happen?
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by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016