table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love February 2, 2007

Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

Powder Tits

A girl who places powder on, between, and under her tits because she's fat and needs to absorb the sweat in between her tits and her first roll. Most noticeable on women of a darker complexion.

When I got a look at that bitch's powder tits, I put my dick back in my pants and got out of the car.

by Murray's chubby April 27, 2007

tits and jiggles

A more sexy variant of shits and giggles

Do it for the tits and jiggles

by Tigersharkcub November 11, 2018

Titsexual

"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"

"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"

by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021

Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"

by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015