Reading Textbooks 

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

Reading Textbooks by Ightweed January 9, 2015

History Text Book 

The symbolic name on the street for cash - money.

Ive got the history text book, now pass me the Pencil (street name for LSD) see Defintion of Pencil

History Text Book by Jamal Walker September 18, 2003

Text-book 

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

Text-book by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

text book 

satans tool of death

dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan

text book by Dis Dude January 13, 2008

textbookin 

multitasking facebook with texting

girls are boss at multitasking. especially at textbookin

textbookin by thetops95 May 9, 2011

textbookphilia 

A term referring to the phenomenon of students getting sexually aroused to the thought of their textbooks. "Textbookphilia" was coined by a female student at the University of Western Ontario who noticed this occurrence while studying at Allyn & Betty Taylor library.

Person 1: "Why is that boy getting a hard-on while studying his math textbook?"
Person 2: "I think he has a classical case of textbookphilia"

textbookphilia by Textbookphilia November 26, 2013

Textbooking 

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text

OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.

Textbooking by Robbob11 August 13, 2023