Tech Extremist

These people consume rare earth metals to fuel their desire to steal my Mongolian uncles and raid my silkworm and rare fish farms
Diego is a tech extremist, I need your help Johnny to dispose of the body
by Luca Maximum November 02, 2022
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HVAC Tech

Rumored to be an immortal god, capable of preform task deemed impossible by man. One that is capable of fixing the most fucked up shit dreamed by man. See also god
The HVAC Tech fixed my A/C unit and made my wife shut up.
by HVACgod July 09, 2021
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Tech N9ne

demons,angels, and civilians welcome to my purgatory party
they say there aint nuthin but farms where we from, they say we cant do no one harm where we from
by hallsey November 07, 2003
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GENO Tech

a highly specialized university where military personnel are given preferential consideration during admission. once all transcripts and other academic papers are faxed, they are accepted within that day.
After my tour in Iraq, I text messaged GENO Tech and was told I was accepted. Done deal, boss.
by GENOcyde January 16, 2008
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Michigan Tech

The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?
"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"

"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
by OhSnap!! February 05, 2012
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tech crew

A lighting and or sound production company or department, generally responsible for running major events and picking up the slack of those around them.
by TC101 October 17, 2004
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Georgia Tech

A school full of high school Valedictorian's and creepy nerds. Every student was either an overachiever or a slacking genius in high school - now they're desparately trying to make C's in Physics 2. The only "normal" ones are the Management majors - they get to sleep and go out drinking during the week while those with real majors have to study their asses off day and night.

The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.

However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.
At 3AM, my high school friends at UGA are out having a good time or sleeping. At 3AM, I am part way into studying for another test that I'm probably going to fail anyway. Screw you, Georgia Tech.

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