Originally used to describe what cops use as a billy-club, but used by Cubans to describe the penis.
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by scarletcamel March 16, 2012
Get the Trolex mug.The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.
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Get the The Toledo Tablecloth mug.A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.
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Get the 0-tolerance mug.A term used by Bronies (Male or female fans of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) that tells others even Anti-Bronies that they won't turn to hate and violence to stop the Anti-Bronies/trolls from hating.
Anti-Brony: You know you are a faggot for watching a kid's show.
Brony: We love and tolerate everyone even people like you.
Anti-Brony: Whatever faggot
Brony: Love and tolerate
Brony: We love and tolerate everyone even people like you.
Anti-Brony: Whatever faggot
Brony: Love and tolerate
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