Cock socket

A female. Much like a wall socket, they are only truly useful for one thing. cum dumpster

His wife is so stupid, she is a cock socket.

by Bullitt 4872 October 15, 2012

socket

like a frocket (front pocket) but on the side. aka a side pocket, usually the term refers to the tiny pocket found on the inside of Nike fit shorts or jeans

Person 1: what is that thing sticking out of your Nike fits?

Person 2: it's my socket, duhh.

by Jew-ish132 April 29, 2010

Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Swacket

A sweater-jacket. Usually worn by hipsters and wannabe intellectual millennials

John: “hey I like your swacket”
Andrew: “wth is a swacket”
John: “a sweater-jacket”

by ugotsnacks? August 31, 2020

Dick Socket

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

by Dankalot December 27, 2014

Armenian Dry Socket

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

dick socket

A fool. An absolute tool.

Oh fuck him...he's a dick socket anyway.

by Squirrelly May 31, 2004