swinging tom tom

the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren

fuck those swinging tom tom's

by the swedish penis August 11, 2009

Switing

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

by Jayce P March 25, 2013

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

Swinning

Swimming and winning at the same damn time.

"DAMN, JA'MALL, I'M SWINNING IN DA PUSSAY TONIGHT."

by Ratchet Rudolph October 10, 2013

Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.

(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.

by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008

knight in shining armour

a man who helps women in distress in a gallant and courteous manner.

He is a knight in shining armour. He would help women whenever they are in trouble.

by uttam maharjan August 9, 2012

ShiningPlasmas

a ShiningPlasmas is a Godly human being, even more Godly than Zamasu himself, if you are a ShiningPlasmas, you are one of the strongest Gods in the entire world, not even Eggmans Lazer piss or Thanos could stop you!!!

guy#1: wow i cant believe my brother is so good at this game, he's a shiningplasmas at this game

guy#2: not even I would be able to defeat a shiningplasmas such as himself at this game

by RandomDude1999 June 13, 2019