by crystalini March 2, 2009
Get the swiffer mug.A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.
Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
OR
"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
OR
"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
by adirondak April 14, 2012
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by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004
Get the swiffer mug.Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.
by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017
Get the paddle shifters mug.When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"
You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.
by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020
Get the Taylor Swifted mug.A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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