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sweep the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."
by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014
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Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.
"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"
by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012
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sweep the cat

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.
"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"
by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020
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courtesy sweep

When a man sweeps a finger through a women's vagina while making out with her, smelling his finger in a nonchalant way while making a quick decision if it will go to the bed, shower or sending her straight home!
I ran the courtesy sweep on her and we took it straight to the shower first!
by Double dutch rudder August 3, 2019
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Chicago Sweep

Also called the Chicago Slide.

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle changes multiple lanes without pausing in each lane, in a "sweeping" motion. Named as such for the asshole semi truck drivers who utilize this method on the highways into and out of Chicago.
Driver: "The fuck?! That guy just cut me off from across the highway!"
Passenger: "Excellent Chicago Sweep, 10/10."
by pressyglue July 7, 2018
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Supermarket Sweep

An American Game Show hosted by David Ruprecht that involves 3 Teams Answering Supermarket Trivia to earn time for their "Big Sweep", Said Sweep involves 3 People (1 from Each team) Running around Collecting the most Expensive Items and other Special Items (Shopping List, Super Sandwich, Coffee Bag and later Candy, Movies, Bread, etc.)

Originally Aired in the 1960s (ABC, Lost. Most likely Dumped into the Same River as the DuMont Network Archives) and Revived from 1990 - 1995(Lifetime Network) and 2000 to 2003. (PAX (Later known as Ion Television))
Person 1: Hey did you see the New Supermarket Sweep last night?
Person 2: Yeah! Can't believe those 2 guys won those 2 Geo Trackers.
by asiimov August 15, 2019
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Pulling a Sweep

The act of signing on to AIM, doing a quick search if any of your friends are on, and then logging off again before any of the nerds on your buddy list can send you an IM.
On AIM:

A: Dude I want to talk to that new girl on AIM but she just keeps pulling a sweep whenever I'm on.

B: Well, are you surprised?

*Signs off*
by Gkoziol January 10, 2008
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