A statement made to signify that what you speak is 100% the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Usually used when someone doesn't believe what you say, as it is bullshit, but this is used to try and make that person believe its true as its probably not.
What it actually means may derive from the old saying of "I swear on my mum's life!" which means absolutely nothing but some people think if that statement is said that they can't be lying.
What it actually means may derive from the old saying of "I swear on my mum's life!" which means absolutely nothing but some people think if that statement is said that they can't be lying.
"I swear down your honour, i didn't do it"
Nick: Did you know that Ahmed got arrested last night?
Keane: No he didn't.
Nick: Yeah man, swear down.
Nick: Did you know that Ahmed got arrested last night?
Keane: No he didn't.
Nick: Yeah man, swear down.
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"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
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Player: Finally after 3 weeks of grinding I'm going to sell my cargo
GTA sweat: (kills him and gets 20k out of it)
Player: wtf bro why?? That took me 3 weeks
GTA sweat: I want a higher KD
Player: Why do GTA sweats like you exist?.. smh
GTA sweat: (kills him and gets 20k out of it)
Player: wtf bro why?? That took me 3 weeks
GTA sweat: I want a higher KD
Player: Why do GTA sweats like you exist?.. smh
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Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)
Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)
What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck
Shrimp- minced oath (shit)
Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)
What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck
Shrimp- minced oath (shit)
Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!
SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!
SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
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