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Knitting A Sweater

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008
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sweatergawd

A word that has the same meaning as "swear to god" but spelled differently for personal reasons.
Dartrell: "Bro I'm fixing to get some head on Saturday!"

Chris: "Sweatergawd!"
by febrese clean April 7, 2016
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Mexican sweater

1. A hooded woven cotton sweat shirt popular amongst hippies and frat boys in the 1980s, often with the Corona beer logo printed on the front.

2. The top five cards off the deck, which must be beaten when only one player stays in in a drop or match-the-pot poker game. So named because five random cards are just as likely to beat you as the hand of a stupid hippie or frat boy. If a player loses to the Mexican sweater, then he must match the pot and the game continues.
Not so fast--you still have to beat the Mexican sweater.
by Siggie February 6, 2007
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Sweater

Someone who tryhards in public matches on fps games including call of duty, battlefield etc.

Typically found sitting in corners or dropshotting these people are the "pros" in fps or so they think.
"Fancy going out tonight"- Ryan

"Nope I'm gonna sweat it on MW3 this evening and get good k/d's" - Josh

"You absolute sweater!" - Ryan
by lovetosweat November 25, 2011
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Striped Sweater

A sweater with stripes. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. The best time to wear one is all the time.
"What's that shirt called that Trevor Moore is always wearing, the black with the stripes?"
"That's a striped sweater. They became popular when Spongebob sang about them."
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Tooth sweater

When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting."
"Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"
by Cara Dee December 9, 2008
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Blue Sweater

A slang term for dyed pubic hair, most commonly blue in color.
Wanda: "Frank, aren't you looking good. I just love that blue sweater!"

Frank: "I knew you'd like it. I made it myself."

*Note*: Frank has to be naked, or at least pants-less, for this to work.
by Frank S., Jr. February 10, 2009
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