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couch surfer

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad
After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.
by T March 15, 2005
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Surfers Paradise

Surfers Paradise is a suburb on the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia.

Its pretty much like the miami/hollywood of Australia. I come from Adelaide (the ghetto) and i love my city but when im in Surfers it truely does feel like paradise. Gold Coast feels like a whole different country compeared to SA. Its got nice hotels, places to eat and alot of clubs and vegas like fun for the family. Plus the beach is only a couple min away. If you got alot of cash. It is PARADISE.
John: aye bro this holiday in Surfers Paradise is awesome bro.

Glen: yeah no doubts bruv. Adelaides a shithole.Might needa go back soon. fuck only got couple more days on the hotel aye, runnin outta moneys, Wanna do some BNEs ?

John: alright bro fuck it we will get mad money, fuckin doin crimes on the sunshine hahahaha ADL represent
by GetOnMyDizzle November 27, 2011
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cock surfer

someone who likes to get fucked by one cock after another
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"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
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Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.
They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.
by XDNFX July 16, 2009
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Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.
I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!
by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009
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