Damn. Did you see Ashley and Cooper's new addition the the family? I swear that kid is s mofo sunshine baby.
by dannydevitolover69420 June 25, 2015
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MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
by MichaelsABadBoy May 17, 2010
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Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007
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by Stek May 15, 2005
Get the sunshine sheila mug.1. A (vaguely) sexually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.
- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.
2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.
- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.
2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.
by sssssspunk October 13, 2009
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by AnthemOfAnOldYesterday May 23, 2011
Get the sunscreen mug.David Cameron, in parallel universe: "Not signing up to Kyoto, are you? UNLEASH THE BUCKETS OF SUNSHINE!"
Redneck, on Afghanistan: "A'say, yeah.. we get's them troops out, an' send those there Ah'l-Kwaida folks a free bucket of sunshine or two. Turn the place to glass."
Redneck, on Afghanistan: "A'say, yeah.. we get's them troops out, an' send those there Ah'l-Kwaida folks a free bucket of sunshine or two. Turn the place to glass."
by Dewi la Maquisard January 14, 2009
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