white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

by angry Dick April 15, 2011

soufflé

Background: A soufflé is made from eggs, milk and other substances and the word "soufflé" originates from souffler french for blow up as it is shaped as a mushroom cloud. It is a popular dessert in England.

References: In the T.V. Seires Doctor Who the 11th and 12th Doctor's compainion, Clara Oswald, was nicknamed "Soufflé Girl" as she was always unsuccessfully attempting to make them. She would typicaly burn them or fail to make them rise. Her mother was excellent at making them and on several occasions Clara quotes her mother saying, "The Soufflé is not the Soufflé the Soufflé is the recipe."

In England and France Soufflés are a very popular and widely enjoyed dessert. Desser Soufflé Souffle

by Ronnoc527 August 14, 2015

Shanahan Shuffle

Is a combination of movements & foot sequences that leave on-lookers begging for more. You can perform the shanahan shuffle anywhere you prefer tho the dance floor is most suitable. You must have genuine super smile while doing it, because most important is the positive energy you create around you.

Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.

The Shanahan Shuffle is a combination between Michael Jackson and White Boy Style yet so dangerously in rhythm/movement it draws people to want to smile & dance with you.

by ShanahanShuffle December 30, 2011

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

Snufflet

The sensation one has when they think they are about to sneeze, but don't.

I thought I was about to sneeze, but it was just a stupid snufflet.

by Babywhalesoncrack July 29, 2016