rainbow sucker

A slang term for a person who seems to have a special talent for sucking all the joy and beauty out of something incredible.

Unable to tolerate his misery alone, he seemed to derive a perverse and powerful pleasure in his role as an accomplished rainbow sucker.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

Cunt Sucker

same as cocksucker...but with cunts instead and more fun to say

Person cuts you off

you call them a cunt sucker

by Arndm name cuz it wond let me February 22, 2009

Dust Sucker

Woman who sucks off old men, hence removing the dust from their undersexed bodies.

That Red is a real dust sucker, she just loves the old guys.

by An Arse Bandit September 12, 2017

slong sucker

A gay guy sucks large penis

Hey slong sucker

by Slurped buttface May 16, 2023

Glizzy sucker

A Glizzy sucker is someone that sucks d

I call my friends that

My friend is a Glizzy sucker

by Ayobish May 4, 2021

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

by tonedog five January 18, 2005

compassion sucker

A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.

"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda

"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1

"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1

by Friendsss June 18, 2009