stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.

My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.

by mangus May 25, 2004

split stump

An exposed ass crack.

Look at that split stump over there.

by damug August 13, 2016

Butter Stump

A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.

I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.

We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Patrick Stump

the most FEDORABLE dude on teh planit.

me: hey have you heard about that Patrick Stump He's so cool!

fren : yea he's F E D O R A B L E

by Ya Boi SkinnyPenis January 5, 2019

Stump Hanging

A type of punishment that involves nailing the perpetrator's testicles to a tree stump, then push him over backwards. Most often used when people talk about vigilante justice for pedophiles.

Also may or may not involve setting the stump on fire.

A man stabbed his 11 month old son in the back and tossed him out the car window. I can't think of a punishment severe enough to fit this situation. My grandmother would opt for stump hanging... nails his balls to a tree stump, then push him over backwards.

by sumdingwong July 6, 2009

stump job

A handjob from a person with no fingers.

Example 1: "What a wicked stump job from that amputee!"

Example 2: "What a weak stump job from that amputee! Not satisfied."

by real SMC July 21, 2006

up the stump

When a woman is pregnant she is said to be up the stump.

Some one has become pregnant, they are up the stump.

by John Wad January 11, 2007