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How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010
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string cheese incident

none of these guys know what SCI is. SCI is a jamband that plays rock, bluegrass, trance,blues,funk,psychedelic,jazz,and folk. Some good songs to listen to are Pirates, Rivertrance, Water, Restless Wind, Mouna Bowa, Texas, Born On the Wrong Planet, Eye Know Why, Latinissmo, !Bam!,etc. Well thats it the Cheeze is just plain amazing oh yeah they play some great covers too like Chameleon, I Know You Rider, Panama Red, Naive Melody. These guys jam.
Man I love going to see the String Cheese Incident, no matter what its a good time.
by ianb18 December 25, 2005
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String Theory

String theory is a newer theory in physics that attempts to explain everything. The currently used atomic theory has a flaw, you can keep asking "Well what are protons made of? Quarks? Well what are quarks made of?" etc etc.

String theory escapes this endless loop of going smaller and smaller. String theory states that quarks are made up of tiny vibrating strings. One may ask, "Well if all quarks are made up of tiny vibrating strings, what makes the quarks different?" (As the quarks must obviously be different because there have been dozens of different kinda of particles discovered (you know, alpha , beta , etc)). The answer to this question is that the string vibrate at various frequencies. This additional variable accounts for the many property differences of particles.

Thats the jist of string theory. Now for scientists to make this theory check out mathematically, they had to add 7 extra dimensions (for a grand total of ten) and there are lots of theories out there as to what these ten dimensions are. Some say they are too small for us to observe. If we ever do prove the existence of other dimensions (for example, if we observe matter disappearing (not converting to energy) then we can assume it has left our dimension, we will be much closer to solving the mystery of the universe. But then what about other universes...
Relativity collides with atomic theory, thus string theory is born!
by MinorEffect January 11, 2010
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banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet
by cracky March 1, 2003
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six string

An electric guitar. It generally only applies to six strings and not bass guitars or seven strings, etc.
Bob: Hey Ted are you going to our gig tonight?
Ted: Yeah, sounds like fun.
Bob: Great, bring your six string and we'll have fun afterwards.
by hero3939 April 21, 2006
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g-string

My butt has some food stuck in it. I need to get my g-string to get it out.
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saliva string

After two people french kiss, a string of saliva is connected between them (until they walk away, of course). That string is saliva. Not cum.
She lay on my bed, and I jumped in after her. Slowly, her lips touched mine. After we kissed for about 5 minutes, she started to lick my lips, urging me to open my mouth. I refused, but since the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, she let her own way in.

She started licking my teeth as I was licking the bottom of her tongue. Slowly she let drool trickle into my mouth.

After 3 hours later, we had a huge saliva string hanging from our mouths, which we slurped up and continued kissing.
by Babies porn March 22, 2013
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