First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.
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Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child
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Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*
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