1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
A part of a machine that's stooped in nature. Or a person who's been fucked one too many times and needs a good colonic to rinse out all the left over DNA
by XKing C0TT0Nx April 29, 2022
Lazy ass rich white kids that just sit on the stoop off their McMansion and leech of their parents instead of being a part of the working society.
All Billy does is sit there on his stoop making fun of everyone since he won the lottery. Stupid stoop troll
by CNF666 September 11, 2013
by Sausyy February 05, 2019
Another word for stupid but in a much nicer way. But you sound retarded saying so.... say it at your own risk.
by Catinabath February 28, 2021
by martinwrotethis May 13, 2018