stoned

The "surrealism" (or "high school like" feeling) experienced by an author's inability to afford moving out from parents' house past the age of 20, affecting how the author writes the story. It's important to note that this phenomenon can cause "high school student" and "high school teachers" child-parent relationship.

I’m stuck at my parents’ place past 20, so my writing’s basically ‘stoned’—everything feels surreal and like I’m a high school student being taught by my parents. Living at home past 20 is giving me that ‘stoned’ surrealism—my parents talk like teachers, I act like a student, and now my whole story’s got that weird high-school energy.

stoned by Emotional Cruiser April 29, 2026

stoned to the gills 

being under the influence of a drug that's so profoundly altering your state of mind that you literally have no idea what's going on or who you are. Usually associated with hallucinogens such as LSD (Acid), Psilocybin (Shrooms), PCP, DXM, and Salvia.

Man, you were stoned to the gills last night after eating that ounce of shrooms.

stoned to the gills by fatwhem January 14, 2007

stoned to the bone 

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.

Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.

stoned to the bone by G Rizle January 23, 2009

stoned pony 

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

stoned pony by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow

This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!

Stoned stoner by Sanron April 12, 2019

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

Stoned Slackers by Ian December 7, 2004

Stoned as a shrimp 

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

Stoned as a shrimp by stevegek November 8, 2022