Stickshit

When you shit and your ass sticks to the toilet

I was shitting so long and I had stickshit

by Helanaey March 27, 2015

shitty stick

A shitty stick is used to ward off attention from females.

When Crouchinho did his robot dance he had to beat off the women with a shitty stick.

by RedinSweden June 11, 2006

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 26, 2011

stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter

to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass

Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!

by lick it 69 February 21, 2019