Heart stealer

A person who will exhibit extreme acts of love to win another’s love, but do not really love.

He is a heart stealer

by SherSomers June 10, 2018

Steamed Hams

Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"

Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

shows Skinner the grill marks

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

by M4ttl December 26, 2016

Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

Innocence Stealer

Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.

C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..

by XeLaa December 19, 2009

Wife Stealer

A guy that steals a wife from another guy.

Daniel is a wife stealer. He stole another man's wife.

by linkishback April 13, 2018

sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.

"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."

by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009

Steamed Veggie

Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)

The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."

by the orderly April 8, 2010