Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.

I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007

starter salad

Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.

Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?

Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.

Riley: Alright, I'm D.

by Criler September 1, 2009

shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.

Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!

by That1dude614 September 4, 2017

Starter Beer

A beer you have before you start drinking beers all day.

*alarm goes off at 7am*
B: Yo hand me a Starter Beer

D: For Sure

B: Thanks, can't wait to drink all day.

by SDG14 July 18, 2018

Starternal

Something that has no start point or beginning.

No one knows much about the starternal outer space

by Je m’appelle Ghala November 22, 2018

Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019