status bait

a facebook status that is made just so a specific person will like it

Bob wants Jill to like his status. Bob knows Jill likes Aerosmith. Bob makes status "Dream On." Jill takes the "status bait" and likes it.

by kWMp April 20, 2010

Statisdick

An huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

OR

A statistics teacher who assigns too much homework.

Example 1 -

Guy 1: "Hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. It was incredib-"
Guy 2 (interjects): "I love finding the z-score of everything!"
Guy 1: "I was telling a story. Stop being such a statisdick."

Example 2 -

Teacher: "I know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so I'll just assign you 10 pages of really hard Stats homework tonight. Sound good?"

Student (after class): "That guy is such a statisdick."

by The mean z-scorer November 20, 2010

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's Facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. This includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.

Status: that new movie was awesome
Status Bomb: Hey Terry, do you still have my drill?

by Keifer411 December 21, 2012

sto status

1:somthing that defines goodness or greatness

Sto-sto - 1. adj. of or relating to absolute awesomeness; rediculously beast.

you got a new getaur that is sto man

by moore February 3, 2004

flight status

A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.

Tim: "What's your flight status?"

Larry: "We are a go."

by vaeren May 21, 2007

Toxic Status

When you write a simple comment, or you like someones status on a social netowrking website, mostly Facebook and you receive a multitude of notifications from other people's comments. Its at this point you realize how stupid it was to comment.

1. "I liked his status and now I have 50 notifications. Its become a Toxic Status!"

2. "I just commented on his status. oh a notification, another one, another one, when will they end! No I have been infected by the toxic status."

by Frustrated Facebook November 12, 2009

Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010