stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.

After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!

stale mail by Addictive1 June 19, 2006

stale rolls 

when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat

Girl: Alex has a sweet sick pack.
Boy: Now he doesn't he has stale rolls
Girl: Ew

stale rolls by Bingbopdop May 10, 2009

Stale Sheep 

Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.

1] Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2] yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.

Stale Sheep by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

Stale curls 

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.

Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.

Stale curls by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

Stale Matting by Boukster September 25, 2015

Stale-breath 

When you're chewing gum for so long that it loses it's taste and starts to make your breath stale.

"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."

Stale-breath by Hairsway December 23, 2015

stale cock 

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

stale cock by Stale cocks May 31, 2016