A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.
Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Get the Panty Squirrel mug.Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...
by Stinko Man February 4, 2003
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Get the nigga squirrel mug.What you call a slut, whore, prostitute, bimbo, or anyone who loves to fuck carelessly. Reason being is because "too many nuts been down there."
(Friend A) That girl's a slut, she fucks everybody on campus.
(Friend B) So she has squirrel flu?
(Friend A) ...Squirrel flu?
(Friend B) Yeah, squirrel flu. Wanna know why? Too many nuts been down there.
(Both) lmao
(Friend B) So she has squirrel flu?
(Friend A) ...Squirrel flu?
(Friend B) Yeah, squirrel flu. Wanna know why? Too many nuts been down there.
(Both) lmao
by derrickondemand January 18, 2010
Get the squirrel flu mug.A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).
It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."
Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
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