squef

Squinty-Eyed-Fuck

Let's shoot carrots and squef and his weird girl thing

by kodyiminthesnow September 1, 2010

squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

Squiffy

When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.

i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.

by DarrylLewis1990 July 1, 2008

squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

by worm September 19, 2003

squiffy

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something

at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!

by Big C Dog January 15, 2008

Squaff

To turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.

My wife was in the basement watching television when, all of a sudden, I jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.

by Red Jorickson November 10, 2007

squeef

a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.

Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!

by 'dklfj August 2, 2007