Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

squash

Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.

Squash is a sport .

by mmk September 14, 2003

Squash Rot

The effects left after prolonged use of mind-altering drugs.

Stoner 1: "Yo, Dude, the other day me and my buddy were checking out this sweet new board and..."

Stoner 2: "...And what dude? What happened?"

Stoner 1: "Fuck, i don't fucking remember!"

Stoner 2: "You got one mean case of Squash Rot, man"

Stoner 1: "Fuck you man.... A few more Rips off this bong will cure it"

Celebrity Examples:

Ozzy Osbourne
Courtney Love
Mick Jagger
Stephen Tyler

by Adam Denoncour November 8, 2007

Squashed nigga

How horrible it feels and how hard it is when your fans don't want you no more. When one feels crushed and unwanted, and unsure of one's true identity.

Squashed nigga, crushed nigga, I feel like a squashed nigga.

by margiechocoholic August 1, 2011

squash

n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."

1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.

by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009

butternut squash

Reverse cowgirl with a twist.

A butternut squash is a sex position in which a cowgirl does a reverse cowgirl and sticks her head between her legs and butters the squash.

by butternutsquasher September 3, 2011

Squaggle

Squaggling is the intense, more active form of cuddling in which a couple does everything they can to maximize the surface area of body-to-body contact which increases stimulation all over the body. To achieve squaggling status:
1) Be embraced to the point of near suffocation (if it is a true squaggle, this will feel good)
2) The appendages (arms, legs, and if you got the length, schlongs) of the squagglers should be wrapped around and intertwined with eachother
3) While it is possible to squaggle with both partners facing the same direction, the most intense squaggling occurs when the partners face eachother (a few obvious pros of facing eachother are the eye to eye and boobie to boobie contact)
4) Once an embrace is established and appendages are intertwined, hands, feet, fingers, toes, and any other body part that is able to roam and stimulate should get busy!

*NOTE: Squaggling does not involve intercourse, and although the outcome of a good squaggling session usually RESULTS in an intense shag, the terms intercourse and squaggling are distinctly different.

Squaggling is like massages, it usually turns into sex!

I love to squaggle the shit outta my man when i havent seen him in a long time!

When im tired i like to cuddle, but when im excited, feeling passionate, or horny i like to squaggle!

by JessnJosh December 14, 2006