spread & wed

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...

Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'

by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy

oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

by Papacito December 6, 2020

Spread the Wealth

This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.

While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.

Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.

by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009

spread anal

similar to the widely known "Spread Eagle". In this scenario you put her on her stomach. Just don't say this to her while she is doing it. She won't like that.

I walked into the bedroom and she was on her stomach spread anal.

by rwakemanster March 15, 2011

Spread Beaver

Showing the vaginal area.

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!

by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003

Spread Eagle

When I woman is on her back with her butt up in the air and her ankles by her head. It could be a sexual position.

One time I f'ed this girl in her a spread eagle position.

by BustaHymen July 20, 2011

Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

by Don Weber March 28, 2008