Sporting KC

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Spoti-stalker

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

Not a sport

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021

Spooky Coochie

When dat coochie dusty w/ spider webs in it and shit

@Spewn would rather loosey coochie than spooky coochie cuz he got asthma and the dust from the spooky coochie might kill em.

by spewn October 5, 2018

Spoinkers

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!

by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010

Spoby

The most incredible and perfect couple ever seen on tv! From the show pretty little liars and includes Toby Cavanaugh (Keegan Allen) and Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario). The two of them get together after spencer realizing that Toby is actually a really loving, caring and good guy that did NOT kill her bestfriend, Alison. You will fall in love with this couple the moment you lay your eyes on them! They love each other very much and their relationship is very interesting to watch.

Spoby is so adorable!

by spoby May 5, 2013