Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

Mr. Spink

The coolest teacher to ever live. Gives good life advice and teaches great time management.

"Mr. Spink is sooo Mr. Spink!

by Alew May 11, 2014

Spunksupper

A dirty whore who loves the cock..to much. Will fuck for a buck in most senses.

Danielle is a spunksupper.

by JJJJJJJ October 12, 2005

stinkson

one who stinks and has naturally flat nipples. aka brazilian pancakes.

peter- dude check o ut that chick with the brazilian pancakes!
brian- yea and whats that rank ass smell?
peter- idk dude..it might be that chick, bertha.
brian- oh yea total stinkson!

by marky mark simpson December 23, 2006

Spilkshake

When a Tom Mcgregor ejaculates into a milkshake. Their sperm is now in the milkshake, therefor creating a spilkshake.

guy 1: did you taste that weird milkshake?
guy 2: mate! that was a spilkshake!
guy 1: OMG! that is disgusting

by jjjaaayyy June 10, 2014

spineshank

badass band if you dont like them, fuck you

matt: hey do you like spineshank
aaron: no
matt: hahahaha queer fuck you

by you drink pp March 27, 2003

chigger-spink

mix of nigger, chink, and spic. meaning scummy, dirty, or from a large city with many bi racial people in it.

your mom is such a chigger-spink.

by chignigspic2010 August 23, 2010