Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.

"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone

by GMGN April 21, 2020

hair sniffer

joe biden

joe biden is a real hair sniffer

by Just a random cow January 8, 2021

jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.

by Harold April 19, 2005

Spiffle

Word or language having little or no sense or meaning. i.e. nonsense.
It can be an adjective - that is such Spiffle
It can be a verb - I am spifflish

That is such Spiffle. Stop spouting spiffle.

by miss_paige_turner May 7, 2018

sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

sniffathon

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.

I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

sniffaholic

A person who is enslaved by their own highly developed sense of smell, often to their own detriment.

He was entirely compulsive about it, a complete and total sniffaholic, a person unable to not smell every single item and surface he came across!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019